Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Obama to Continue Terror Air Program (Transparently?!)

The Bush/Cheney regime dressed up Bill Clinton's program of extraordinary rendition in the old garb of cowboy counter-terrorism made iconic by the stoic leading men of Hollywood's American West. The explosive blowback that occurred upon the release of the infamous Abu Ghraib photos -- itself reminecent of frontier scalping expeditions -- was easily integrated into the spectacle of a protracted ethico-political debate over torture rather than a project to expose the underlying strategic logic of security politics, which mobilize both terror and counterterror in spectacular wars. Liberal crocodile tears are now revealed to be the sham they have always been by the fact that no state in the union will accept the denizens of Gitmo and the C.I.A. secret prison network. America says: "Not in my backyard!"

The Bush/Cheney Regime's Strategy: Tie the Leviathan's left-handed, perfumed and fluffy stick behind it's back and strike an epic pose with the right.

The Obama Regime's Strategy: Affect stoicism without swagger; bedazzle everyone with the fluffy, perfumed stick so they won't see you putting red tape over the sword handle (for a better grip, no doubt).

GDP shrank in Q2 of 2009 at a less-than-expected rate of 1%. The stimulus is working right? Green shoots? Wrong. As "reported" by the WSJ blog, Spending on defense accelerated at an annualized rate of 13.3%, up from a 4.3% contraction in Q1 2009. All the while, Obama "took the heat" for axing some spectacular weapons programs, like the F-22, appearing "weak on defense." As the Afghanistan/Iraq/Pakistan conflict worsens, we should expect US defense spending to grow as we borrow more and more money from China to fund a new series of opium wars. But what picture does the Congressional Budget Office paint for us?

The graph to the left is from NYTimes page on the budget. What we observe is a spectacularly optimistic picture of the future. As US outlays of money reach the highest percentage of GDP in recent history -- the history of late capitalism in a long downturn -- average State revenues have declined to the lowest percentage of GDP. As if by magic, the lines correct after 2009. This budgetary audacity is put forth as the rising tide of unemployment sinks more mortgages. Just this month, we experienced the highest percentage of the nation's mortgages in delinquency (13%) since we've kept numbers. Where will this magical lift in State coffers come from and how will the roller coaster ride of defense spending end?

More barbarism? Perhaps. On the brighter side, our economy may collapse before that is accomplished. Continuing with the fluffy spectacular disco stick strategy, the Obama regime has been busy appearing "hard" on C.I.A. counter-terror nastiness with inquiries and reports from the Justice Department, while Administration Officials stated they have created a task force to extraordinarily render people to other countries, more humanely! The twist is that we will transparently render people with an interdepartmental agency to other countries where we will hand them off for interrogation, though the C.I.A will still retain de facto control over the program. So the process will be transparent until we're no longer in control of it. Brilliant! And we can imagine a few bad apples like Lyndie England emerging out of such an inquiry. Will Obama's fancy new whitehouse.gov write an iPhone App for us to track the location of detainees wherever they are in the world on board Obama's Terror Airlines? If only. Will they let Maurene Dowd on board to interview them in their goggles, gags, orange flight suits and sensory deprivation ear mufflers? That could prove to be an innovative form of torture. Obama's graphic design wizards could come up with a new O graphic for Terror Airlines, so we citizen watchdogs could spot the planes on tarmacs around the globe. Perhaps we could give the detainees laptops for live blogging (or tweeting?) from interrogation rooms?

After Algeria and the wars in Indo-China, democracies have increasingly pioneered inventive new "clean" torture techniques, torture that leaves no marks. Waterboarding is nothing new, but it is only the tip of the iceberg. What use are such assurances about transparent interrogations and bureaucratic red tape when there are no longer any marks to see? How can a rendering program, operating on the tactical level to make humans invisible, be rendered transparent?

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

SPECTACLE OF THE MONTH: Receding tide lifts all skirts?

I was going to attempt to write a post that is more optimistic than the last, though still submitting both capitalism and the left's utopic visions (whatever they may be) to a dialectical critique. We would have been considering some concrete "blueprints for change" in this post. Some modest proposals, if you will. (But I just couldn't go on with it, because I opened my computer and received news that, in Japan, flirts are still "well-paid," on the front page of the New York Times business section.) The article was originally titled "A Well-Paid Flirt". Above: The spectacle taking a picture of the spectacle, taking a picture of the spectacle which is pointing to the left. Cute!

At least the Harijuku girls from Gwen Stefani's 2004 still have job opportunities, "lavishing adoring (albeit nonsexual) attention on men for a hefty fee," or so says Hiroko Tabuchi, whoever she is. Even the New York Times has no idea who writes their articles anymore. She was editing the article live when I started blogging about it late at night. The spectacle is a tricky beast.

Let's review the sequence here Hiroko, are you with me? Allright. *whew* As of 3:48AM Pacific Time, you named the article "Young Japanese Women Vie for a Once-Scorned Job." The headline that originally caught my eye was "A Well-Paid Flirt". I liked the first title better. It's more affirming and humorous.


More eyes will read your story than mine. How did you get that fancy gig writing stories for the business section of the Times? Gakwer is too busy talking about pop stars inside giant bubbles right now. I guess that's more important than poking fun at your story.

;) Here's winking at you kid. You should totally leave the mainstream media bubble. It's much more fun on the other side. Maybe you can post one of those cool anime emoticons blinking back at me in my comments.

I have to say though, tagging this article with the key word "prostitution" is really going a bit too far don't you think, considering your initial disavowel about the "lavishing adoring (albeit nonsexual) attention" hostesses heap on men "for a hefty fee"?

However, with the women of Japan "neck deep in the recession" sex work (or sexy work) is gaining respectability and even acclaim. Hiroko tells us "more women from a diversity of backgrounds are looking for hostess work." And these non-sexual sex symbols are diverse to boot! The New York Times has really got some nerve though, rubbing their ridiculous paeans to heterosexuality in our noses like that.

Hiroko Tabuchi interviewed all the right people. But what did they say?
"'I often get fan mail from young girls in elementary school who say they want to be like me,' said Ms. Momoka, 27, interviewed in her trademark seven-inch heels. 'To a little girl, a hostess is like a modern-day princess.'"
This is getting kinky. Since when did princesses (I mean children) start getting paid to flirt with older men? I thought they had to "pay to play" with the men, right? It's a good thing we left that whole dowry thing in the past. We wouldn't want to crush those poor schoolgirls dreams now would we? So what did the little girls have to say about that Ms. Hamada? Your photo was, after all, on the splashpage of the New York Times and it really drew my attention.
'"It's only when you're young that you can earn money just by drinking with men,' said Mari Hamada, 17."
Oh I see, Hiroko, so the story that you're painting for us with this really "super" picture is that capitalism is in crisis, so Japanese culture is busy selling it's little children -- the younger they are the easier they are to get drunk, a lesson Michael Jackson knew very well -- to the rich financiers, who originally loaned America money to build and buy all the homes that started the recession in the first place. Was this story put on the front page of the Times Business Section to boost business travel to Japan, or is this a sick irony? On the bright side: hostesses wages are increasing! A receding economic tide lifts little girls skirts? Is this the takeaway financial lesson? Teenagers in America are having trouble finding minimum wage jobs because all the old people work at McDonalds now. Apparently, Tom Brokaw's "Greatest Generation" are all more qualified for the job. Good thing those gray haired people are now paying into their own social security accounts.

Thank you for that delicious story Ms. Tabuchi, wherever you are in this great spectacle, but if you're in the Bay Area anytime soon, I can give you my number and I'll take you out for a really fabulous cocktail. Or is that too forward? And best of all, you won't have to pay for me to flirt with you. What do you say about two "Old Fashioneds" on me?!

David Bowie just sent me a tweet, he says he thinks Ms. Momoka "really made the grade. And the papers want to know whose [heels she] wears." Sorry, Hiroko, Bowie has a shoe fetish. You better get some pumps if you want him to buy you drinks. I'm just a good old-fashioned whore.